Welcome! On this page, you'll find a list of favorite products you'll often find me talking about on my blog, in emails and on social.
Scroll down to check out all my must-haves!
Health Gadgets
Tried my new red light therapy belt for the first time. Sat there glowing like Iron Manā¦
My dog wouldnāt stop barking.
Pretty sure he thinks I joined a sci-fi cult.
My dog wouldnāt stop barking.
Pretty sure he thinks I joined a sci-fi cult.
Red Light Therapy Belt
Iām officially obsessed with my red light therapy belt. I bought it to tackle my āold lady celluliteā (yes, the dimples had dimples), and now I use it religiouslyālike itās my anti-aging superhero cape.
The wrinkles? Softening.
The mood? Elevated.
The cellulite? Running scared.
The mood? Elevated.
The cellulite? Running scared.
Honestly, I slap it on, sip my coffee, and pretend I'm at a spa instead of hiding from my kids in the laundry room. It's like self-care... but sci-fi.
10/10, would glow again.
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Weighted Vest
My weighted vest and I are in a committed relationship. I strap it on for my daily walks like a woman on a missionābecause apparently, in perimenopause, your body thinks āburning caloriesā is optional. š
Do I look like a suburban SWAT team member? Yes.
Do I care? Not even a little.
Do I care? Not even a little.
Itās my secret weapon: boosts calorie burn, helps my bone density, and makes me feel like a badass while power-walking past confused neighbors.
10/10 recommend for all my fellow hormonally betrayed sisters. Add weight, lose fluff. šŖš¶āāļøš„
Waist Trainer
Yes, itās a waist trainer.
Yes, it counts as a health gadget (donāt judge me).
Yes, it counts as a health gadget (donāt judge me).
Look, Iām in my āIāll try anything onceā eraāred light belts, weighted vests, collagen in my coffeeā¦ why not wrap my midsection like a burrito if it helps me feel snatched?
Does it work? Who knows. But I look like Iāve got my life together when I wear it, and thatās half the battle.
10/10 for vibes, 7/10 for breathing. š
Posture Corrector
I got a posture corrector because my spine was starting to resemble a question mark.
Now I wear it like a medieval torture device with benefits.
Do I feel mildly attacked every time it pulls my shoulders back? Yes.
Do I suddenly walk like I have my life together? Also yes.
Do I feel mildly attacked every time it pulls my shoulders back? Yes.
Do I suddenly walk like I have my life together? Also yes.
It's like having a tiny, judgmental grandma on my back saying, āSit up straight, sweetie.ā And honestly? I needed that.
Supplements
I started taking all these supplements to feel younger and more energetic.
Now I have a pill organizer that looks like a mini pharmacyā¦ and I still forget half of them.
Now I have a pill organizer that looks like a mini pharmacyā¦ and I still forget half of them.
Apparently, my memory needs supplements too.
Lymphatic Detox & Drainage Drops
āBecause your lymph isnāt lazy, itās just perimenopausal.ā
Bloaty? Puffy? Stagnant? These drops help your body move the gunk so you can feel lighter, clearer, and a little less like a human sponge. š§
Perfect for the over-35 club whose hormones forgot how to drain and detox like they used to.
Bloaty? Puffy? Stagnant? These drops help your body move the gunk so you can feel lighter, clearer, and a little less like a human sponge. š§
Perfect for the over-35 club whose hormones forgot how to drain and detox like they used to.
Collagen Burn
Started using this fat-burning collagen powder because apparently, my metabolism needed a pep talk.
Tastes great (which is impressive because Iām picky), and I like to think itās quietly torching the stubborn fluff while I pretend to be a fitness guru.
Bonus points: my skinās glowing, so now Iām basically a fat-burning glow stick.
Canāt promise miracles, but Iām definitely feeling fierce. š„āØ
Collagen Peptides
Yes, another collagen powder. Because apparently, my hair, skin, and nails didnāt get the memo to just do their job.
Started taking these collagen peptides and now my hairās got bounce, my skinās throwing a glow party, and my nails are actually behaving.
Will I keep buying it? Absolutely. Because glowing and growing beats looking like a wilted houseplant any day.
Creatine
Okay, hear me out: creatine isnāt just for muscle bros anymore. I started taking it after reading up on how it helps with perimenopause brain fogāyes, my forgetful, āWhere did I put my keys?ā moments are now officially sponsored by science.
Thanks to a podcast by Mel Robbins (whoās basically my life coach now), I gave it a try. Result? My brain feels less like a foggy swamp and more like a mildly caffeinated squirrel.
Bonus: Iām still not lifting cars, but my mental stamina is definitely leveling up. Perimenopause, Iām coming for you. šŖš§
Beauty Products
I own so many beauty products, my bathroom looks like a mini Sephora.
Every night, I layer on potions like a mad scientistāstill waiting on the magic to happen.
Every night, I layer on potions like a mad scientistāstill waiting on the magic to happen.
At least my shelf looks fabulous.
Face Moisturizer
I bought this face moisturizer hoping to look dewy and youthfulā¦ not like a tired croissant.
Now I slather it on morning and night like itās the secret to eternal life.
Is it working? Who knows.
Do I feel fancy and hydrated? Absolutely.
Is it working? Who knows.
Do I feel fancy and hydrated? Absolutely.
10/10 would moisturize my feelings with it too. šāāļøāØ
Lengthening & Volumizing Mascara
This mascara is so good, someone asked me if my lashes were fake.
I said yesābecause technically, the drama is artificial.
Length? Unreal. Volume? Extra. Ego? Inflated.
Basically, itās falsies in a tube and Iām not mad about it.
Basically, itās falsies in a tube and Iām not mad about it.
10/10 would flutter flirtatiously at strangers again. šļøāØ
Lengthening & Volumizing Mascara X 2
Yes, I use two mascaras every day. One for length, one for volumeābecause apparently, my lashes need a tag team to show up.
Is it excessive? Maybe.
Is it extra? Definitely.
Is it worth it when people ask if I'm wearing falsies at 10 a.m. in the grocery store? 100%.
Is it extra? Definitely.
Is it worth it when people ask if I'm wearing falsies at 10 a.m. in the grocery store? 100%.
Call it my lash-layering lifestyle. No shame in the double wand game. šÆāāļøšļøāØ
Household Items
Bought a new āall-natural, multi-surface, miracleā cleaner.
It smells like a lemon had a nervous breakdownābut Iāve never scrubbed my counters with more joy.
It smells like a lemon had a nervous breakdownābut Iāve never scrubbed my counters with more joy.
Did it change my life? No.
Did it make me feel like Iāve got my life together for five whole minutes? Absolutely.
Did it make me feel like Iāve got my life together for five whole minutes? Absolutely.
Steam Mop
I got a steam mop and suddenly Iām a woman who mops on purpose.
It spits out hot steam like a tiny, angry dragonāand somehow makes my floors cleaner than my entire life.
I used to dread mopping. Now I do it like Iām starring in a cleaning montage.
Miracle worker? More like floor therapist.
Miracle worker? More like floor therapist.
10/10, would steam away my stress again. š§¼šāØ
Microfiber Cloth
Who knew a little microfiber cloth could turn me into a cleaning ninja?
I wipe down everythingācounters, mirrors, mystery smudges I pretend not to notice. Itās like having a magical dust-hunting sidekick in every room.
Bonus: I feel productive without actually deep cleaning.
Basically, Iām swiping my way to domestic greatness. š§½āØ
Basically, Iām swiping my way to domestic greatness. š§½āØ
10/10, would hoard in every color.
Boot Inserts
Bought boot inserts so my boots would stop collapsing like they just gave up on life.
Now they stand tall in my closet like they're waiting for a runway show, not a Target run.
Do they spark joy? Yes.
Do they make me feel like a very organized adult? Also yes.
Do they make me feel like a very organized adult? Also yes.
10/10, would prop up my self-esteem with them too. š¢āØ